Total Medals Earned: 44 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,070 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (85/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (30/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (50/495 points)
Best your friend.
Win the race.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 8/20 (90/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
